Sun = Summer

This must be a British thing, a law I expect. There is a pretty crispy wind blowing sideways across the beach but the sky is blue and the sun is out so therefore it must still be summer. Don't let your goosebumps and wind-watery eyes fool you. You must disrobe immediately and let your body crack on with generating some vitamin D.....

We weren't so sure, Little E had his fleece and hat on at the beach this weekend, but as well as an assortment of skimpily dressed individuals wearing cheesecloth and sandals and exposing their fading tan lines, we even spied one little fella with absolutely nothing on! Not a stitch.

Pretending it is summer when the sun comes out is most definately a proud trait of being British. I wouldn't be a bit suprised if it featured somewhere in the British Immigration Test.